I Was Tagged X2!

My friend Melzie tagged me on her blog a few days ago- with a game of 2 Truths and A Lie:



Here are my 2 truths and a lie. Guess what you think is false... I'll confess what I have/have not done in a few days.

1. I am completely obsessed with flossing my teeth.



2. I have to sleep with my feet in socks with lotion.



3. I have been proposed to 14 times.


What is true and what is a lie? Any guesses?

Is A Kiss Just A Kiss?

So...

Today was INTERESTING at work...

I was getting the kids ready for nap time,

and we have one student (4 years old) that can put a sailor to shame.

So, his mom has a new boyfriend and it looks like he has heard some things-

We are sitting there and he asks me if I would like to hold him. (That means he would like me to hold him)

I am sitting there and he asks if I would like to F*@# him!

WHAT?!?!?!?

THEN (as if that is not enough...) He makes these noises like we are!

At this point I stand up and walk to my desk.

YIKES!

My Sentiment Exactally!